Monday, April 04, 2005

Making New Friends

Well, guess who I ran into today, ladies and gentlemen of the jury? C'mon, I'll give you three guesses ....
Nicole.
Brown.
Simpson.

Woo-Hoo! Talk about a chilly reception. It's gonna be tough making new friends here, let me tell ya, but I'm a man of infinite charm and vast capabilities. I'll wear her down. I'll make her like me. The sheer force of my personality will overwhelm her (and, besides, she has a fondness for black men ... or so I hear).

OK, gotta go and file an emergency appeal --- they're making me bunk with Jeffrey Dahmer.

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